Question #1:

help me pick names please?

so im writing a book, i cant figure out names to fit my characters.

1 15 years young, soft long blonde hair and kind blue eyes, only stands 5'4 and isn't the skinniest girl ever but isn't fat, shes kind hearted stubborn and difficult to figure out, she is strikingly beautiful. and looks way older then she is.
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2: 15 years old also, has medium brown hair with red highlights and a unique hazel coloured eyes. she stands 5'7 and is average weight, she is outgoing loving and funny.
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3- he is 18 years old with short brown hair and always wears his favorite dc hat, he is dating girl number 2. he is difficult, angers easily energetic and fun to be around. he has hazel eyes and is 5'5. he is also into skate boarding.
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3- he is 20 had dirty blonde hair thats spiked into a foe hawk, he has green eyes with a blue ting stands 6'2 is stubborn, funny, likes to get his own way, gets angry easily and is sensitive.
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Question #2:

What should I do with my fool Friend?please help me what should i do?

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What do my noodle friend with my own picture?Now I can't access to my pic because FLICKR.COM was filtered in my country. My friend told me that it is your edited image and he altered my face from my own original page. He said "I was transformed you from i your really picture to funny"

I don't like look funny. EVEN WHEN PEOPLE LAUGH AT ME,I BECOME HUFFISH AND TO OUTRAGE.
Now i ' m in a state of depression because of I DON'T KNOW WHAT MY **** FRIEND DO IN MY PICTURE.
NOTE: I have Brown eye and i wear glasses. may be he changed my eye color and hair form.

Am i awful in picture?Should i be depressed?Is that a graceless picture of mine?What should i do?


What do my noodle friend with my own picture?Now I can't access to my pic because FLICKR.COM was filtered in my country. My friend told me that it is your edited image and he altered my face from my own original page. He said "I was transformed you from i your really picture to funny"

I don't like look funny. EVEN WHEN PEOPLE LAUGH AT ME,I BECOME HUFFISH AND TO OUTRAGE.
Now i ' m in a state of depression because of I DON'T KNOW WHAT MY **** FRIEND DO IN MY PICTURE.
NOTE: I have Brown eye and i wear glasses. may be he changed my eye color and hair form.

Am i awful in picture?Should i be depressed?Is that a graceless picture of mine?What should i do?

Question #3:

I have a crush on my geography teacher. Help.?

Im 13 and since I Started year 8 (or 8th grade as americans may say it - im from the u.k) and
I've just had a crush on my geography teacher.. I think hes cute funny and kind & what attracted me to him is the fact that hes in his early 20s and
This went from a little crush to.. crazy love and I just think about him alot.
sometimes i stalk his facebook pictures and wish I was with him and I always make effort into looking nice every geography lesson on wednesday. I got depressed over him once and cried too.
I cant help it. I just really love him and I don't know what to do :(.. me and my bestfriend really like him so much but i just think that she has no clue at all .. like I have strong feelings for him. not just a silly little crush but thats how some may describe it.
I just feel like im gonna burst out with it to him one day.
Like - I know the exact days he works on and what time cause I walk around the staff room hoping he'd come out. hes only 24 and is very goodlooking but I see the inside of him .. i love his personality and to me he's perfect, flawless <3
I really do want to not like him but its hard. help me please? x
Keep in mind that I go to an all girls school so.. there are men teachers there but he's the youngest/coolest and most goodlooking one there & i just cant resist his smile..
he's like talking to someone your age.. just cool and funny.. i really like him .

Question #4:

Anyone Give me Their Honest Opinion on my husband's behavior?

I love my husband dearly. Him and I are from two different cultures. When we first dated, one of the first things he told me was that he loved the Hispanic culture because we were closely tied to our traditions. This morning, I told him that on Sundays, we normally don't do laundry on Sundays, because in my culture, it's considered "bad luck." He gives me a funny look and tells me in an arrogant tone, "I don't care..Well, I really don't believe in traditions like that." Of course, I felt badly even though I had offered to do the laundry any day during the week, except on Sundays.. It's not the first time he says something that hurts my feelings. He has a "female" friend on facebook and she posted a picture of herself in a bathing suit. He tells me, "i'm going to write hot mama on her picture." I told him it was inappropriate of him to type a comment like that because he's married." I could care less what he thinks of his female friends, but I would be embarrassed that when his friends read his comment, i'll be the one he doesn't see me as a spouse. The next day, he shows me her picture and tells me "hot mama."
I hate to be overly sensitive about this and i hate to be a nagging wife.. How can i approach this in a way i wont sound jealose. I always believed that jealousy is bad.. there is only one person of me in the world.. My husband and I have been married for 6 months now and we have a 1 months old baby together.
For the first person who commented - i am not trying to get out of doing laundry. I do laundry every day, except on Sundays. If you truly understand the Hispanic culture, it's an old tradition and we believe (the ones who practice it) that since God rested on Sunday, people should rest on Sundays as well. This is how I was brought up in my family. No laundry on Sundays.
But thanks for taking time in answering my question. Totally appreciate it, even though it offered no solution to my concern. =)
-- My husband always has clean clothes, even on Mondays. He has a closet full of clothes that has been washed. I respect him on Facebook and he does too, it's just that it shocked me that he would even comment on his female buddy like that in front of me.

Thank you everyone who commented. I appreciate it.

Question #5:

Funny thing to comment on this picture?

Long story short-my friend is a homeschooler, and I'm a public school, and we take many digs at each other about it. She posted this picture:
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I really want something funny to comment on it, but I can't think of anything! Help..?
Thanks. :3

Question #6:

Was this really such a horrible thing to do to my boyfriend?

My boyfriend was drunk & asleep & snoring and it was annoying me, so i shoved tampons up his nose took a picture & put it on facebook & he's fell out with me, whats not funny about tampons and noses? should i just break up with him?

Question #7:

How many times have u felt that pain in ur chest....?

That only heartbreak can give u?
When ur kinda in denile b/c u cant realize how fuckked up things are,and when sad songs have a VERY special place in ur soul,and u cant get their best picture and funniest phrase out of ur head?

*Sigh*
Basically how many times has ypur heart been broken..?

Question #8:

Should I just become a lesbian?

I've liked this guy for eight years. We've known each other since we were kids, but the thing is I've never had the balls to tell him because I'm so in love with him, if he rejects me I might go crazy.

He's so annoying, he'll act like he likes me one week, and then the next he'll completely ignore me.

I've tried getting over him, but it's not working. He's so nice to me, funny, and smart. I can't even try to like other guys because I feel like he's the only one for me. Liking him has made me miserable all of these years and I just can't take it anymore. I could picture myself spending the rest of my life with him.

He has been leading me on forever! He basically called me hot once and I thought maybe, just maybe I have a chance with him because before I've never been considered "hot", so I guess I got prettier or something.

What am I supposed to do? I'm tired of wasting my time, hoping he would return my feelings, when it's never going to happen. I'm sick of waking up every morning, spending extra time in the bathroom trying to make myself look cute for him when he doesn't even acknowledged it. All I want is him, and it's nearly impossible to notice other guys.

My question is, since this guy will never like me, or any other guys for that matter, should I become a lesbian? I'm tired of this.

Question #9:

I love this section. I love you guys!?

Men's Health section is the best.

Which section is your favorite?

BQ: Post a funny picture that is related to dirty things.
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This looks dirty but it's not!
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sh*t my lovely question didn't get posted!!!

Question #10:

Funniest Picture! Five stars!?

Post the funniest picture you have ever seen on this yahoo answer and if its the funniest one you get five stars and please make it really funny because I love funny pictures lol.. Any pic is okay GL

Question #11:

What do you guys think of this 50 cent picture?

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Question #12:

Should I do my own prom make-up?

I know it's too early to think about prom but I was wondering if it would be good if I'd do my own make-up. I'm not an expert but I figured out that it would be fun if I'd do my own. I'm just worried about how it would turn out when I'm already in the prom itself. It's going to be hot and I'm afraid the make-up would melt off and I'd look horrible in pictures (like before, in a party, I had my make-up done by an artist and it melt off and I looked pretty funny in pictures).

So I've got a couple of questions if you don't mind.

1. What good heavy duty foundation & primer would you suggest for me? It's going to be a long night and it would be hot and sweaty and all that.
2. What eyeshadow primer & eyeshadow would you recommend? Something that won't crease.
3. To begin with, do you even suggest me doing my own make-up? Or should I ask someone again?
4. Do you have other tips if I do my own make-up?

Thank you so much. Your help will be really appreciated.

Question #13:

Do I like her?! Does she like me?

BTW I'm Bi And I'm 16 and she's 17
I'm not sure if I like my best friend's best friend.
Does she like me: Last weekend I went drinking at my best friend's house. She invited me, her best friend, and her friend. We all got tipsy together. I noticed her best friend was being kinda affectionate but I didn't really know her that well. So it was weird that she was getting too close to me. But I didn't mind. She would always want to be by me and walk with me and not her other friends that we were with. She hooked her arm around mine all the time when we walked some where. We took pictures and she would compliment me and not our other friends. And when we went to eat she sat next to me and I was like "I'm tired" and she asked me if I wanted to lay down on her lap. While she was asking me that she brushed my hair of my face.

Her sexuality: I'm not sure. I always seen her in school with bfs. But that day she said she would kiss a girl but she was scared she might like it.

Do I like her: At that moment when she was getting too close to me I liked it. But when I went home I got weirded out cause she's my best friend's best friend. So when we went back to school I seen her again. I got butterflies in my stomach and I got really happy. She wasn't wearing any make up and it was the first time I seen her with out it my first thought when I saw her was "Wow, she's beautiful with out make up." Even though I don't know her that well she seems caring, funny and sweet.

Question #14:

My boyfriend has a huge crush on that "Boxxy" girl?

If you don't know who "Boxxy" is, search it up on Google. She's an Internet girl, not really hot, yet quite cute and attractive. Guys love her.

I don't really mind if my boyfriend has some celebrity crush, I have those too, and it's fine. But it really annoys me that he puts her picture in his MSN profile picture (and all over his Facebook!). Even his Messenger user name is "boxxy babee". That b*tch is everywhere!
Also, his nickname says "i love you babe". According to him, it is dedicated to me... but it's kinda funny that there's a picture of her right next to those words.

I'm not jealous of a celebrity crush; it'd be ridiculous. But, is it really necessary to be so freaking obviously obsessed?

My sister says he might be trying to make me jealous. Could it be? I never told him anything, or even complained about a girl - we've been dating for two months or so.

Should I wait for him to forget about her? or should I tell him?
What do you think?

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Yeah, I know, it's pretty lame... imagine how I feel. :/

Question #15:

Any good sites for learning Japanese Hiragana Characters?

I've tried Dr Moku but I don't have an iPhone/pad or Android device so I can't get the full version even though it's free :/ The video showing how it works really helped me learn fast, way faster then just sitting there with flashcards and drilling, because it made the pictures into funny stories. Like the hiragana for ya looks like a yak, or the hiragana for fu looks like Mt. Fuji or No looks like a no smoking sign, and Mu kind of looks like a cow farting. ROFL So much easier to remember that way for me.

Anything similar out there that I can run on my PC?

Question #16:

Could someone explain this joke?

I just saw this on facebook and the captaion was "When you figure out why this picture is funny, like it but don't give away the answer then click the "SHARE" tab..."

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Even though it says 'do not give away the answer', I am really curious to find out why it is funny. I have been staring at it for ages but can't work out what is funny about it
thanks mariana, haha i get it now :)

Question #17:

Never had a boyfriend, is it my appearance..?

Appearance:
I am 16, I am 5'7" and slim but I have curves. I have brown hair, quite long; I'm growing it. I have green eyes, long eyelashes and I have freckles (to loads but some)
I'm not putting a picture on because I don't know who will see this

Personality:
I am shy around new people but really energetic and funny once I know someone. I enjoy hanging out and having a laugh and I try to meet new guys

1) Is my appearance the reason? Why/why not?
2) Is my personality the reason? Why/why not?
3) How can I meet guys that could turn into a relationship?
4) Any other advice would be great

Thanks

Question #18:

What in your opinion is true collection?

I have realised people have no idea how a horse's body and skeletal frame works. There are so many false collections in the show rings that are winning ribbons. It puts so much strain on the poor horse. Its fashionable and is further encouraged by ignorant judges!

People are sooo occupied by getting a horse's head down because that is all that they have learned to do even by so called "trainers"
The horses i see prancing around in an arena are so unbalanced and agitated its not even funny. I have seen more collection in a beginner dressage class than in the top level rings where there movements and "rounding" is so overdone the horse looks like it will fall on its face any moment.
Do people even know where the horse's point of gravity is?

Show me a picture of correct carriage and one of poor carriage and ill give you 10 points.
@hardcore.event.rider: "so much anger" grrrrr...

Question #19:

What do you think about my slumber party?

For my 12th birthday I decided to do a Spa Theme. Me and my friends are girly girls, so I wanted something that we would all enjoy and that was inexspensive but more than just a pizza-and-movies thing. This turned out to be a blast! INVITATIONS~~For the invites I bought some polka-dotted ones at Wal-Mart and wrote all the info on it, plus saying it was a spa party so bring your robes, slippers, and all your overnight stuff. On the outside of the envelope I put 'Its A Spatacular Spa Party!' I sent out the invites about 2 weeks ahead of time and had them RSVP. The RSVP cut-off date was five days before the party, which was a good cutoff date. I invited 9 girls (10 including me) but ended up with seven (8 including me) which was a really good number!DECORATIONS~~I did a color theme of purple and yellow. Upstairs, which was where we were gonna be eating and stuff, I had a purple tablecloth, yellow napkins, yellow plates, purple cups, purple silverware, purple&yellow streamers, and yellow balloons. The balloons I put on the back of every chair, and the streamers were just on the walls, over doorways, that type of thing. Then for the spa. We did it in my basement, which is fully furnished and middle-sized. On the door to the basement we put a sign that said: 'WELCOME TO THE SPATACULAR RELAXAATION SPA' and had a picture of a girl with a towel on her head and wearing a bathrobe and slippers. We just made that off of the computer and found the pic on the internet. Then downstairs we made it very relaxing. We had a big couch in the middle of the room with white sheets draped over it, and a matress to one side with another white sheet over it. We had little scented tea candles floating in bowls of water sat around, along with vases of fresh lilacs (which fit in well with the purple theme) that we got from my neighbor's bush (ASK FIRST!). We had pillows sitting around here-and-there, with a CD player playing relaxing music. It was overall very peaceful and nice looking! ACTIVITIES~~When the guests arrived we started by having cake and ice cream and presents, because two of the girls had to leave early. After that we went downstairs to start our SPA treatment! We had four stations, with my sister, mom, and sister's friend helping. Us girls divided up into four groups, two in each group (we did this by drawing names so no one argued) and each group did one station at a time, and after about 15 minutes, switched. STATION ONE was facials. My sister's friend ran this station. We got to pick from two different kinds of facial masks--pineapple peeling mask or oatmeal facial which you had to wash off. The facialist (aka sister's friend) put our choice on our faces, then put cucumbers over our eyes (this was funny!) and let us lay on the matress for about 13 minutes. Then we went upstairs, washed off our faces in the Ladies Only Bathroom" and came back down and went to STATION TWO. That was nails ran by my mother. One of us soaked our hands in the hand soak while the other got her nails painted (using super fast nail dry) finger nails buffed and decals on (optional). After the nails were done and dry the two switched and the other one got her nails done. After that we got to choose from three different kinds of lotion to put on our hands. While we were getting our nails done we had one these hilarious eye masks which was really funny and a good effect! Then we went to STATION THREE which was pedicures. Here was almost the same as manicures. One put her feet in a foot soak and the other got her toenails done. THen we switched and after that we got our choice of lotion to put on our feet. Then STATION FOUR! This one we made homemade lip gloss using petroleum jelly flavored Kool-Aid mix and little containers we found at the Dollar Tree. At first everyone thought it was gross but it turned out really cool! This was also an added favor. It took less time than we thought so we had everyone make two. All while the spa was going on we had a TV playing She's The Man so if anyone was bored while they were getting pampered (which did'nt happen by the way)they could watch that. We had it on really low volume with captions on so it didn't clash with the relaxation music. We also had High School Musical 3 Madagascar The Lizzie McGuire Movie Bolt and Camp Rock available to watch if anyone didn't like or wasn't allowed to watch She's The Man. All while this was going on my little sister walked aruond with a tray of food offering the girls something and calling them ma'am and being overly polite which was really funny (she's only 7!). After the spa treatment was done the two girls had to leave so they left and we gave them their goodie bags. Then we played our games. We chose what to play first by drawing to see which one to play.. After that we got in our PJs and made smoothies! We set out a smoothie bar and everyone got to pick what they wanted. By then it was pretty late.

Question #20:

Can someone explain why this is funny?

It's an ifunny picture.
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